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No New Posts   Women, Please Quit Enhancing Your Lips

November 8, 2009

So I am taking a dump, reading through the latest Maxim and I come across that blonde chick that was in P. Diddy's "Making the Band" show.  You know, the one who quit.....Well, that's not professional....let me google her right quick....Aubrey O'Day.  I also came across this comparison Pre P. Diddy and Post P. Diddy.  Talk about a makeover.

Anyhow!  There is a spread with her in the back of the latest issue of Maxim, where her lips are the size of pillows.  After seeing it, I just thought to myself that maybe women really think it looks good when they put
collagen, or whatever the hell it is, into their lips.  So, if I am the first one to tell you's disgusting, please stop pumping that shit into your lips, it looks ridiculous.  Here's some lip proof:


Now no one looks more ridiculous than Lisa Rinna.  I couldn't even check out her spread in Playboy.  If I came across it, I would flip the pages as fast as I could, so I wouldn't even catch a glimpse.  Once I analyzed myself, I realized the only thing that made her so unattractive to me was the fact that she has those cat lips......and to be honest, they weird me out.  



Lisa Rinnas Over-Injected Lips

Now that is creepy.


Here's Jenna Jameson.  Although this once lovely creature has been destroying her looks for years, check out this creepy comparison.


Look at our sweet little Christina.  I actually will always love her as the blonde with milky white skin (my favorite version)......but it appears she is on lip steroids too.


So, if you girls are listening out there, please stop doing that crap to your lips.  No one likes it, especially guys.  In fact, we don't even notice your lips because they are never a main focus.  But once you blow them up, that's all we see and I promise you.....I really mean this, it does not look good!! 


No New Posts   It's Official. There's Water on the Moon

November 14, 2009

"The discovery opens a new chapter in our understanding of the moon,"

NASA says there is water on the moon and that a future lunar space station may not be that far away. 

The recent findings came after a lunar crater observation company,  LCROSS, intentionally crashed a satellite into the moon's south pole.  Once the satellite crashed, a rocket flew through the crash debris cloud and it measured for water and other data.  The cost of the mission was a cool 79 million dollars.

Project scientist Anthony Coloprete made the announcement on Friday saying, "I'm here today to tell you that indeed, yes, we found water. And we didn't find just a little bit; we found a significant amount."   

The latest discovery has one NASA chief lunar scientist saying that it could reveal more about the mysteries of the solar system.  He also says that possible sources for the h2o could be comets, molecular clouds, solar winds, from Earth, and even the possibility that the moon may create it through an internal process.

NASA's written statement went on to say, "If the water that was formed or deposited is billions of years old, these polar cold traps could hold a key to the history and evolution of the solar system, much as an ice core sample taken on Earth reveals ancient data."

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Last Post: Nov 14 11:51:27 2009 by DJ

No New Posts   Kate Hudson Knows How to Pick 'Em

November 8, 2009

Now her choice in men has never been that great.  First with the dude from the Black Crowes and then Owen Wilson...although that guy seems to be pretty cool, he did try to kill himself, or did he just OD?  Either way, I wonder if she likes to smoke pot as much as those guys do. 

But now, she is dating Alex Rodriguez?  Come on man.  The guy just got divorced after cheating on his wife and not only that, he carries more drama luggage than Southwest airlines carries in a year.  It really says something about the person.  Maybe she is thinking her career is over and $32 million a year doesn't sound bad.

-- Edited by DJ on Sunday 8th of November 2009 02:23:04 PM

No New Posts   Microsoft and Yahoo Come to Terms

July 29, 2009

Well, it finally happened.  Microsoft and Yahoo have finally come to terms on a search engine partnership to join forces in their quest to take on Google.  Google has almost always dominated when it comes to search and the new partnership is Microsoft's and Yahoo's attempt at finally competing with the company.  The deal has been a long time in the making and at one point, Microsoft even offered to buy Yahoo, however, Yahoo turned down the deal. 

The new deal is for ten years and will allow Microsoft to access Yahoo's (the second largest search engine) users.  Although Yahoo investors were hoping for some type of initial payment from Microsoft, that did not happen.  Upon hearing the news, Yahoo's stock dropped more than 11% on Wednesday morning.

Google has already been feeling the heat and previously tried to strike their own deal with Yahoo, until the U.S. antitrust officials prevented them.

The new deal allows Microsoft to introduce their new search engine, Bing, to Yahoo users, which is said to be just as good, if not better than Google.


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Last Post: Jul 29 09:47:50 2009 by TW

No New Posts   Sham Wow Guy Arrested for Beating Hooker

April 12, 2009

......and you thought I was joking.  Turns out, romance is not dead. 

Apparently the sham wow guy found a girl that didn't like his nuts.  In fact, I always wondered about that guy after I saw the commercial where he actually says, "you are going to love my nuts".  Turns out that this guy (actual name Vince Shlomi), met a hooker in a bar and after some negotiations (said to be $1,000 for straight sex), the young businesswoman decided to come back to Shlomi's $795.00 a night hotel room.  Once they were there, Shlomi says he began to kiss her, which in turn, caused the hooker to bite down on his tongue, refusing to let go.  It was at this time that the Sham Wow guy began punching her in her face several times, until she let go, resulting in several face fractures and lacerations for the sweet young lady.   Once free, Shlomi runs into the hotel lobby to alert security.  "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons...."  Although the hooker refused to cooperate with police and refused our interview request, she did say that she is thinking about suing the magic towel peddler.

HERE's the lovely couple the night of......



-- Edited by TW on Sunday 12th of April 2009 04:16:34 AM

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