......and you thought I was joking. Turns out, romance is not dead.
Apparently the sham wow guy found a girl that didn't like his nuts. In fact, I always wondered about that guy after I saw the commercial where he actually says, "you are going to love my nuts". Turns out that this guy (actual name Vince Shlomi), met a hooker in a bar and after some negotiations (said to be $1,000 for straight sex), the young businesswoman decided to come back to Shlomi's $795.00 a night hotel room. Once they were there, Shlomi says he began to kiss her, which in turn, caused the hooker to bite down on his tongue, refusing to let go. It was at this time that the Sham Wow guy began punching her in her face several times, until she let go, resulting in several face fractures and lacerations for the sweet young lady. Once free, Shlomi runs into the hotel lobby to alert security. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons...." Although the hooker refused to cooperate with police and refused our interview request, she did say that she is thinking about suing the magic towel peddler.
HERE's the lovely couple the night of......
NOT TOO SHABBY
-- Edited by TW on Sunday 12th of April 2009 04:16:34 AM
